The chicks say:

Made after reading enough misquoted statistics and hypocritical statements to gag Satan's attorney, this fine image stemmed from a combination of rage against the animal rights movement and creeping, insipid laziness. Plus, it's suitable for framing!

Instructions for Use:
1. Print out image, or, even better, get image made into sticker
2. Look around for self-righteous vegetarian/vegan (NOTE: This means that they do it for moral reasons...and they're militant about it. Thus, ignore the ones who do it for their health, like Dr. Wagner.)
3. Begin messily eating meat products, like veal or pâté, uncomfortably close to said asshole. Continue until they begin to holler about how "meat is murder" or the like.
4. Slap printout/sticker square over the offending mouth. Tape liberally, and as necessary.
5. Exchange high-fives with the procession of scantily-clad models and professional cheerleaders who will arrive to thank you for your service to society.

Contributed by aero04.