Uncle Ruckus often finds himself in comedic situations due to his role on TV’s The Boondocks.
Similarly, Ray Ray Jackson often finds himself in comedic situations due to his active participation in bestiality at various farms in Darlington County’s boondocks.
Kip Dynamite found his soul mate, Lafawnduh, in an online chat room.
Randall Williams also found his love, a nine-year-old Pokemon enthusiast named Jimmy, over the internet.
Bill Murray is a prolific comedic actor known for his roles in films such as Caddyshack, Stripes, and Ghostbusters.
Jack Venturi is a prolific rapist known for his expertise in acts such as the Weishampel Exchange, the Dirty Sanchez, and the Cincinnati Surprise.
Colonel Harlan Sanders is a famed restaurant entrepreneur known for using 11 herbs and spices to make tasty fried chicken.
“Colonel” Weston Thomas is known for using his 11 incest convictions as an interesting conversation point at family reunions.
Rivers Cuomo is a familiar face in the Alternative rock world due to his work with Weezer.
Steve Targus is a familiar face at the glory hole in Bishopville, SC due to his insatiable lust and low standards.
Isaac Hayes has sexed thousands of women because of his smooth talking and finesse.
Jamal Jerevicius has sexed thousands of women because he has a friend who knows where to get GHB.
Geoffrey the Giraffe is a beloved figure to kids everywhere and helps sell toys for Toys “R” Us stores all over the world.
John Calvino is known by kids everywhere to give toys away for free out of his van in exchange for what he calls “small favors.”
Editor’s note: Can you find all of these “famous” SC personalities? The Underground is offering a $100 Wal-Mart gift certificate to the first reader to find and be photographed with all seven of these folks.